At nearly every stop, whether womens' ministry or book tour, Brenda takes a moment to discuss her story regarding Linda in Norway. It is usually filled with half truthes and innuendos, but has gotten wilder and wilder over the four years since the Linda firing that she played such a key role in as she whispered innuendos into Danny Lee Shelton's ear and successfully saw the only thing in her way of being 3ABN's Queen Brenda shoved aside for "spiritual adultery".
The problem arises in that Brenda's Story has "evolved" in competition with macro-evolution. It has ever so gradually gone from "Linda was flirting with the Dr" ever so gradually to a carefully couched statement read to some inquisitors, that alleged she "awoke to hear Linda and the Dr giggling and carrying on in the next room, but lay shaking in her bed praying for Linda the rest of the night" to the latest and wildest version that claims she "heard Linda leave the room and she followed her while Linda went into the Dr's room and stayed there, WITH THE LIGHTS OUT...".
SO, which story shall we believe? Or should we believe any at all? After all, if one cannot tell the same story twice with the same facts, is anything they say true?
So, Which of Brenda's Story have you heard of and which do you think is close to, or even in the realm of, the truth?
Your contributions are eagerly awaited.
Gailon Arthur Joy
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