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[Little Grasshopper]

With apologies to Stephen Sondheim and Judy Collins


Send in the Clones

Isn't it rich?
Are we a pair?
Me here at last on the ground,
you in mid-air.
Where are the clones?


Isn't it bliss?
Don't you approve?
One who keeps tearing around,
one who can't move.
Where are the clones?
There ought to be clones.


Just when I'd stopped
opening doors,
finally knowing
the one that I wanted was yours,
Making my entrance again,
with my usual flair,
Sure of my lines,
no one is there.


Don't you love farce?
My fault, I fear.
I thought that you'd want what I want -
sorry, my dear.
But where are the clones?
Send in the clones.
Don't bother, they're here.


Isn't it rich?
Isn't it queer?
Losing my timing this late
in my career.
But where are the clones?
There ought to be clones.
Well, maybe next year...

[GRAT]

   Was wondering the same thing.  Mighty quiet.

[childoftheking]

And to go along with this little ditty wasn't it on August 5 2006 that Danny was supposed to have made the remark to pastor Kevin Paulson about Brandy chasing him? And now it is being reported that Brandy filed for divorce on August 5 2009. Ironic isn't it.

[princessdi]

Very well siad, Johann.  I believe it is the language which is offense.  Surely there are people and institutions who are key in making Adventism what it is today, both good and bad.   God uses people to further his message, we can't deny that.  Some, EGW, to a greater degree than others, but all are part of "The Body", right?   

No institution can be a pillar of a True Church. The pillar is Jesus Christ and His teachings which bring us to Him.

It is my feeling that calling a man or an institution a pillar of the Seventh-day Adventist Church is contrary to the teachings of Scripture and should not be advocated by a media supporting the doctrines of the Church. This could be as great a great danger as teaching evolution.

Jeremiah 17:5
Thus saith the LORD; Cursed be the man that trusteth in man, and maketh flesh his arm, and whose heart departeth from the LORD.

[dburt]

"Satan is the accuser of the brethern". To paint all the good that 3ABN has done with a broad brush of rehashed gossip because of what mere mortal men MAY or MAY NOT have done wrong or failed to do right is to be a spawn of the devil according to the scriptures. As has been said many times by others on this forum, some of you folks need to re-examine your life and your priorities. Shall you push the gossip or the gospel? When Jesus appears someday, will He commend you for keeping the gossip alive and going?? Or would He rather find you doing something to help hasten His return, to be "found in the line of duty" as EGW so aptly put it? Come on folks, time for some of you to get a life- a life in Jesus! Or to put it another way- there is LIFE beyond gossip mongering! Come and experience it!!

[tinka]

You mean overlook the hash and keep paying the cash to    ??  All in the name of Justification for sin?

[Bob Pickle]

dburt,

I hear Danny has been doing some begathons lately. If he would repay to 3ABN the money he siphoned off via kickbacks, royalties, real estate transactions, and payment for his personal, private legal expenses, he wouldn't have to beg as much for more money. 3ABN would be better off, and the gospel could go forth in greater power.

Also, remember that Achan hindered God's blessing so that the children of Israel lost the battle at Ai. Achan and Danny Shelton do have some things in common, so the same hinderance of God's blessing would be expected. That is not good.

[Fran]

Today I watched a Sunday church service.  I saw a beggar so so good, I was almost fooled and thought maybe I send this ugly man some money!  Danny needs lessons on begging.  The subject was God can't give to you unless you plant seed to the ministry!  If you need so much money, give that amount as a donation and God will provide what you need plus more!  You can not out give God he said!  He start at $1,000 donations and in 15 minutes he was asking for multiple $1,000,000 donations!

Then he started his bragging about his personal giving and getting.  He had some kind of a relationship with a Bishop.  He asked the Bishop, previously, if he had ever received  $ !,000,000 at one time.  The Bishop told him no, never.  He said he prayed and asked God to provide the Bishop this amount of money, and 2-3 months later the Bishop received a $ 1,000,000.00 check from one of the Cowboy Football players!

Then he said to take hold of your wallet.  Man, he had me listening to every word.  He was ugly and fat, but he had that I don't have a degree crap and pulled everyone right in!  I was a witness to hundreds of people with checkbooks and credit cards ready for the challenge!

Since the world knows about Danny, why does the board not remove him?  The upcoming homecoming special preacher is going to be Robert Folkenberg!  Everyone else is part of the 3ABN and includes Danny and the rest of the Sheltons.  I guess we need to have review starting the beginning of this mess.

I want to add that I have NOT received the required response from the IRS as yet.